Novos extinguish Northern lights
The mighty republic showed no mercy in there 29-7 beating laid upon Northern on the local derby .
Novos extinguish Northern lights
The mighty republic showed no mercy in there 29-7 beating laid upon Northern on the local derby .Novos had a point to proove after the cup final defeat. But the supports at sutherland park still showed their support!
The team that took the field is almost as selected, with the exeption of Hopkins was obvsioly still still stuck in some underground car park in kingston park. Last minute cry on by Shack allowed the republic to replace him easily who went on to score game changiong try. With his royal hynes
returning to the tramp druties after a month aw\zy. A key talking point was the transition to hooker. Ollie apparently was nkinapped, by who knows. Rumour has is he's not good enough for the thirds. The republic of Pratts Press would have you belive he scored all 5 tries of which the first and laast wre convertede. Of which would make the dear leaders tally 29 points for the day!
Luckily we have alterentive sources of information and report what actually happened!
The mighty republic did what was needed in front the balcony at Southerland Park. This and the importance of the local Derby made the day leader agitated and after several unjust threated execusions the inmtensity started to build.
With the Referee not arriving Ian was left with finding a suitable replacment. HIs Royal Heiness was left with the duties of the motivational speach of which he demanded commitment and curruch . All players bought into their roles and mannd up.. The leader returned with devio information that Lucifer himself would be the ref! In the form of Northerns coach
Winning the toss and having the sun on our backs we took the kick off and continuied into a battle.
Aftere 20 minutes of ferocious pressure Novos eventually scoed !
Gamble seeming to take on the role of Joe Carr and hanging out on the wing but actually manned to assist in both bluffing and shacks trys, both unconverted.
This left the score at 17-0.
Half Time Subs-
Only one that matters is Jack The Hammer Salt after eventley finishing pubyty
ved!
Novos backs and forwards continue to conpliment each other, this has resulted in more positive results. Novos continued to make clean line breaks on several occasions with Nothern coulnd not deal with. Eventually this pressure lead to aboring try from the veteren GARDENER. This succued the 5 point win.
During open play Northern took an injury and we offered a player which they took. Zach (pussy in boots) then scored a try off a set piece moove much to the the disgust of all spectators.
The match ended slightly early due to a inury but a 6 point win was less than we deserved!
DICK OF THE DAY- unquestionabley goes to Glen for thinking he was Free Willy escaping his pen giving him the chance the scrum half which should of seen him walk.
Shit shovler went to myself for horrendous attempt at an offload.
The Marshall lateesness award went to Shak! Not only for latesness to the game but for also being a sly cunt that does not return forfines, sllllllly nut!
Finally the Man Of The Match Of The Match Award goes tooooooooooo Gus Graham and rightly so for his domient play and aggressive set piece.
By Christian Selkirk